the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like. queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.
STRAIGHTMANDER evolved into GAYMELEON
CISZOR evolved into TRANSZOR!
Allow a guy to finger you and make it clear you are thoroughly underwhelmed and suddenly he texts you asking you to “entertain” him.
Um no. That was obviously a one time thing.
Plus I don’t sext.
Or send pictures if I’m not dating you. Plus if you’re going to act douchey I obviously am not going to trust you to keep them to yourself.
these are so cute pleaseee
|Snow White:||Do you consider yourself pretty?|
|Sleeping Beauty:||How many hours do you sleep each night?|
|Cinderella:||Do you have a curfew?|
|Rapunzel:||Do you like being outside?|
|Little Red Riding Hood:||Do you trust strangers easily?|
|The Wolf and the seven little Goats:||Are you easily fooled?|
|The Seven Ravens:||Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?|
|Beauty and the Beast:||What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?|
|The Little Mermaid:||What sacrifice would you bring for love?|
|The Frog Prince:||What do you find disgusting?|
|Jack and the Beanstalk:||What plants are in your room?|
|Puss in Boots:||Do you have a pet? Do you want one?|
|Rumpelstiltskin:||What is the meaning of your url?|
|Bluebeard:||Name one character flaw!|
|Pinocchio:||What is your greatest wish?|
|Peter Pan:||What is your (mental) age?|
|The Star Money:||What is your most prized possesion?|
|Golden Mary and Pitch Mary:||Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?|
|The Snow Queen:||Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?|
|Godfather Death:||What qualities do you think make a good parent?|
|The Twelve Dancing Princesses:||Do you like to go on parties?|
|The Emperor's New Clothes:||Do you care much about your clothes?|
|The Valiant Little Tailor:||Do you think of yourself as brave?|
|The Princess and the Pea:||Are you a squeamish person?|
I’d love it if even one person did this
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
"you make my heart beat in iambic pentameter."
no you don’t understand shakespeare literally writes to the beat of your heart
- that’s why shakespearean actors will sometimes pound their chests in time to the words during readings
- that’s why you use fluctuations…
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past